Contents of B:
(1313—1375), Italian novelist
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Life is a sexually-transmitted disease.
Parents are the very last people who ought to be allowed to have children.
U.S. prof. of librarianship
Hard work never kills anybody who supervises it.
If at first you do succeed--try to hide your astonishment.
(1803—1869), French composer
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
It is impossible to underrate human intelligence--beginning with one's own.
No man likes to have his intelligence or good faith questioned, especially if he has doubts about it himself.
The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things.
We have never understood the fear of some parents about babies getting mixed up in the hospital. What difference does it make if you get a good one?