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(1943--)

U.S. writer

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.

(1905—1983)

British writercritic

God seems to have left the receiver off the hook.

(1905—1983)

British writercritic

In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark.

If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.

America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.

Peace: a short pause between wars for enemy identification.

"Flowers grow out of dark moments."

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

(1913—1987)

U.S. actor

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.

(Charles Waldo Bailey, really)

(1903--)

U.S. historiannovelist

It is now proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.