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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

(1904—1963)

U.S. journalistauthor

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

(1923—2002)

U.S. basketball coach

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

U.S. basketball coach

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

(1809—1865)

U.S. President

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

(1809—1865)

U.S. President

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

(1809—1865)

U.S. President

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809—1865) to Charles A. Dana (1819—1897), April 14, 1865 

When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.

(1809—1865), US President

If I was two-faced, would I be using this one?

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.