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(1850—1896)

U.S. humorist

We are both great men, but I have succeeded better in keeping it a profound secret than he has.

(also attributed to Fran Lebowitz)

It is not whether you win or lose, but who gets the blame.

(1940--)

U.S. actor

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

(1942—1995), US musician, singer

If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.

(1942—1995), US musician, singer

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

(1844—1900), Ecce Homo

A library makes me sick.

(1844—1900), The Anti-Christ

Woman was God's second mistake.

(1884—1900), German philospher

The thought of suicide is a great comfort. It's helped me through many a bad night.