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(1927-- )

U.S. humorist, writer for Red Skelton and Jack Paar

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

10 fingers...10 toes. Aw, crap! I'm metric!

A lack of doubt leads to a lack of creativity.

Abstract thought: increasing sight by decreasing instances.

Can any of us face the world and not cover it up?

Coffee machines cannot discriminate: the coffee is always black.

Don't clear something up before experiencing its complexity.

Egoists are either ignorant or they can afford their egoism.

Eventually, people stick to the things they cannot get rid of.