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(1947--)

U.S. vice-president

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

(1947--)

U.S. actorwriter

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

It's a great kindness to trust people with a secret. They feel so important while telling it.

U.S. humoristsyndicated writer

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes get longer.