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God made men, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.
(1919- )
U.S. broadcaster
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
(1919-- ),
U.S. broadcaster
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
(1919--)
U.S. broadcaster
Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.
(1919--)
U.S. humorist
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
(1905—1982), Russian-American novelist
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
(1613—1679), French politician
Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand.
(1966--)
U.S. comedianactor
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
"You play the hand you're dealt. I think the game's worthwhile."
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