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Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
(1809—1892), "Maud," line 131
However we brave it out, we men are a little breed.
"If you can't change your fate, change your attitude."
(1890 — 1961)
If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth.
Nothing makes a man so cross as success.
(1867—1957), Italian conductor
I had my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I have never had time for tobacco since.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
(June 1, 1970)
Writers sit around and contemplate their novels.
I don't know if I can live on my income or not--the government won't let me try it.
U.S. verse columnist
Even today, well-brought up English girls are taught to boil all vegetables for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests comes without his teeth!