Contents of T:
U.S. verse columnist
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Never say "oops" in the operating room.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved.
Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day.
City life: millions of people being lonesome together.
Methinks we might elevate ourselves a little more. We might climb a tree, at least.
What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?