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Never wear a backwards baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

(1941—1993)

U.S. musician

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

(ca. 1140--ca. 1200), Book of Death

Both the doctor and the Angel of Death kill--but the doctor charges a fee for it.

Thoughts and women do not come together.

(1929—1985), Canadian poet

Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.

(117—138), Greek sophist

He is either dead or teaching school.