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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction--and a cat. The last ...

U.S. puppet The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.

(1919- ) U.S. broadcaster The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

(1849-1912), Swedish writer People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to ...

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss ...

(1902-1969) U.S. humorist Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

U.S. humorist A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

This section is all about Citing Famous People and Sources : Expressions and Sayings; ...

American comedian I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has ...

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in ...