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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

U.S. humorgreeting card writer

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

U.S. greeting card writer

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

U.S. humorgreeting card writer

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.

U.S. cartoonist

Nature abhors a vacuum and so do I.

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

(1903—1983)

U.S. radioTV broadcaster

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

(1884—1974)

U.S. film maker

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

(1884—1974)

U.S. movie producer

This book has too much plot and not enough story.