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If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good.

In response to Java: "Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going to affect anything we do at Microsoft has his head screwed on wrong."

OS/2 is destined to be a very important piece of software. During the next 10 years, millions of programmers and users will utilize this system. (1988)

There is virtually no application OS/2 cannot run. (1989)

(1918--)

U.S. evangelist

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

(1962-- )

U.S. comedian

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

U.S. comedian

America is one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

(1914—1997)

U.S. U.S. writer

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

In England I would rather be a man, a horse, a dog or a woman, in that order. In American I would think the order would be reversed.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.