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U.S. football player, Sports Illustrated (4 July 1960)
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
I don't know why they say "you have a baby."
The baby has you.
(October 1, 1962)
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.
Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last.
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved.
Have you ever had the feeling life is a black tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
I do wish I could tell you my age but it is impossible. It keeps changing all the time.