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May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.
(1876—1944)
U.S. humorist
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
(1876—1944)
U.S. humorist
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
(1876—1944)
U.S. humorist
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
(1914--)
U.S. comedian
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder.
(1879—1958)
U.S. fantasy novelist
I shall marry in haste, and repeat at leisure.
(1879—1958), The Silver Stallion
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.