Contents of C:
U.S. comedianactor, in Fatherhood, 1986
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Where singleness is bliss, it's folly to be wives.
Women need a reason to have sex--men just need a place.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.
There are in England sixty different religious sects and only one sauce.
What a lot of people are saving for a rainy day is somebody else's umbrella.
The laws I love; the lawyers I suspect.
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it, fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it.