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God created women because He couldn't teach sheep how to type.

U.S. author, editor, and critic

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week

Forget living well. The best revenge is revenge.

(1778—1830)

English essayist

Authors in general are not good listeners.

(1778—1830)

English essayist

Ladies grow handsome by looking at themselves in the glass.

(1926—1985)

U.S. feminist

I do not refer to myself as a 'housewife' for the reason that I did not marry a house.