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(1953--), American comedian
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
We are all on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
(1935- ) in Without Feathers, 1975
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work...I want to achieve it through not dying.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
With me, it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.
(1935-- ), Without Feathers, 1975
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering--and it's all over much too soon.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.