Contents of B:
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Earth--God's golf ball.
(1732—1799), French dramatist
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
(1821—1897), French poet
What is art? Prostitution.
(1820—1904), Summaries of Thought
There is probably no hell for authors in the next world...they suffer so much from critics and publishers in this.
U.S. writer, in "Thank You For Smoking"
I believe in cigarettes. I think we're overpopulated.
Scientists say there are over 3,000 spiders for every human being on earth. Does anybody want mine? I certainly don't.
U.S. TV talk show
Today is St. Patrick's Day; they say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.
Life is too short for traffic.
An elected official is one who gets 51 percent of the vote cast by 40 percent of the 60 percent of voters who registered.