Contents of B:
Spel chekers, hoo neeeds em?
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.
Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.
(1842—1914) , The Devil's Dictionary
Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete/Successfully in business. Cheat.
(1842—1914), in Gratton's Bitter Bierce
Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
(1842—1914), The Devil's Dictionary
A prejudice is a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
Trust yow no Skott.
Virtue is its own punishment.
(1897—1960), Observer (9 December 1953)
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.