Contents of H:
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
We are the people our parents warned us against.
U.S. cartoonist, "Silvia"
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
(William S. Porter, 1862—1910)
U.S. short story writer
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often..
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Only the young die good.
When I go abroad, I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.