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(65—8 B.C.), 13 B.C. Satires

The man is either crazy, or he is a poet.

(65—8 B.C.), Roman satirist

Not gods, nor men, nor even booksellers have put up with poets being second-rate.

(65—8 B.C.), Roman satirist

Sports begets tumultuous strife and wrath, and wrath begets fierce quarrels and war to the death.

(Quintus Horatio Flaccus)(65—8 B.C.), Roman satirist

Whatever advice you give, be short.

"Ars longa, vita brevis."

"The work (art) is long, the life is short."

One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you give a man a stick of TNT, there will be little unidentifiable fish parts all over the village.

(18601921),U.S. musician, critic

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it.

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.