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U.S. radio commentator
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
U.S. drama critic
The female knee is a joint and not an entertainment.
The handwriting on the wall may be a forgery.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
(1933--), Irish actor
I've formed a new group called Alcoholics Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.
You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother.
(1907—1988), US science-fiction novelist
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.
It's easier to graduate than to learn.
U.S. sci-fi writer
An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.