Contents of J:
Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.
You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry. Most people do.
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort.
Cheer up! The worst is yet to come!
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.
Life does not begin at conception, but when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
Every man has the right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it.
I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
If I have said something to hurt a man once, I shall not get the better of this by saying many things to please him.