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Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
God save me from my friends; I can take care of my enemies.
God sent us women and the devil sent them corsets.
I do not like noise, unless I make it myself.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
God is strong and he has a good mother.
If you want an audience, start a fight.
It's a grand life, if you don't tire.
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.