Contents of P:
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Let onions grow in his navel!
May he need a prescription!
May his buttocks drop off!
May his stomach churn like a music box.
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
Where there are no tigers, a wild cat is very self-important.