Contents of D:
Of course I believe in safe sex--I've got a handrail around the bed.
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.
(1869—1934). U.S. actress
No vice is so bad as advice.
U.S. comedy writer
Licorice is the liver of candy.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Where would Christianity be if Jesus got 8 to 15 years with time off for good behavior?
Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.
(aka Edward Everett Tanner),(1921—1976),U.S. writer
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.