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Swedes are fake Norwegians.

"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars."

DVM

Cats are just little hair factories.

The Scots invented golf--which could also explain why they invented Scotch.

The quiet Irishman is about as harmless as a powder magazine built over a match factory.

Work, work hard — comprehension will show up subsequently.

Never take a cross country trip with a kid who has just learned to whistle.

I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

(1910--)

U.S. golfer

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.