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Of course I believe in safe sex--I've got a handrail around the bed.

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.

(1931--)

U.S. actress

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.

(1869—1934). U.S. actress

No vice is so bad as advice.

(1942—1994)

U.S. comedy writer

Licorice is the liver of candy.

U.S. writer

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

Where would Christianity be if Jesus got 8 to 15 years with time off for good behavior?

Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.

(1868—1952)

British author

It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.

(aka Edward Everett Tanner),(1921—1976),U.S. writer

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.