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(1921—1976)

U.S. author, in Life (7 December 1962)

Writing isn't hard; no harder than ditch-digging.

(1939--)

U.S. journalistwriter

Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it.

(1917--

U.S. comedienne

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

(1917-- )

U.S. comedienne

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

(1917--)

U.S. comedienne

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

(1917--)

U.S. comedienne

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

(1917--)

U.S. comedienne

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

(1917--)

U.S. comedienne

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

(1917--), U. S. comedienne

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

U.S. comedienne

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.