Contents of D:
U.S. author, in Life (7 December 1962)
Writing isn't hard; no harder than ditch-digging.
Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
(1917--), U. S. comedienne
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.