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(1899—1980)
U.S. film-maker
There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
(1925—2000)
U.S. humorist
San Francisco columnist
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
(1899—1977 )
U.S. educator
Whenever I feel the urge to exercise coming on, I lie down until it passes over.
(1934--), Australian comedian
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go indoors to use the toilet, and that's only a recent development.
(1924—1992)
English comedian
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
(1924—1992)
English comedian
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
(October 1958)
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.