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(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

I'll never die in my sleep. I don't sleep that well.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Jesus was a bachelor.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Women are the best other sex men have.

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery--drive fast and join the scenery.

Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.

A poem is no place for an idea.

(1866—1921)

British mystery writer

Though he might be more humble, There's no police like Holmes.