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(1836—1902)

U.S. journalistauthor

Nobody shoulders a rifle in defense of a boarding house.

U.S. Congressman

Behind every successful man stands a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

U.S. actor

We need a President who's fluent in at least one language.

There are only about twenty murders a year in London, and not all are serious. Some are just husbands killing their wives.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex. But Congress can.

U.S. humorist

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

(1889--)

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Babies are such a nice way to start people.