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(1853—1937)

U.S. journalist

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married.

(1853—1937)

U.S. journalist

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what he finds in us.

(1853—1937)

A man is usually bald four or five years before he knows it.

(1853—1937)

When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

(1853—1937), American journalist

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.

"Pain is deeper than all thought; laughter is higher than all pain."

(1856—1915)

U.S. editorpublisher

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

(1856—1915)

U.S. editorpublisher

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs.

(1856—1915)

U.S. editorpublisher

To escape criticism--do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

(1856—1915)

U.S. editorpublisher, in Philistine, 1909

Life is just one damned thing after another.